Over 80 humour cards (8in x 5in) for birthdays and occasions – a rare range, this one … it’s a genuine ‘crossover’ range that is equally effective in Gift Shop and Garden Centre spinners as it is on traditional tiered racks in Card Shops.
15 new designs just added
Clear as Mud
Having been fighting gobbledygook in public communication for 30 years, Plain English Campaign is now supporting Splimple’s mission to eliminate clichéd claptrap in the nation’s greetings cards – by endorsing our new Clear as Mud range.
Heartstrings
Soppy - but never (ugh) sloppy ... our new Heartstrings range are versatile cards for love, anniversary and valentines. No bilious-attack-inducing sentiments - just lovely words that everyone can relate to.
Splimple Christmas
two satirical, grumpy, condescending and unconventional ranges
Found the Words This is Splimple’s first non-humour range – a beautifully photographed and embossed range for sympathy and thinking of you, with straightforward words that tend to celebrate life rather than grieving death.
Splimple Mugs two elegant and imaginative ranges of fine china mugs
Splimple Original
Over 60 pleasantly caustic cards for birthdays and occasions; square-ish format - created for shops displaying cards full-face on spinners or acrylic panels
Cryptic Coasters
Uniquely-shaped double-sized melamine coasters … perfect for greedy people who like two drinks at once (and ideal as eye masks for anyone with a really flat face).
There’s nothing very sentimental about Splimple greetings cards. But on the other hand you won’t find any gratuitous expletives either. And you absolutely, definitely will never find anything remotely puerile. Nor any glitter, flitter, badges or strange noises … all we promise is well written, witty and interestingly illustrated greetings cards that are neither predictable nor clichéd.
So, what else characterises a Splimple greetings card?
Well, they’re very British. We Brits feel far safer giving compliments with a bit of accompanying abuse (get well if you must … congratulations through gritted teeth etc) – so there’s lots of back-handed humour in our card ranges. There’s also satire, occasional cynicism, liberal doses of sarcasm and plenty of grumpiness.
Oh – and in our new Found the Words range you’ll see something of a departure for us – our first venture into non-humour: a sympathy / thinking of you range that gets it messages across in a simple, elegant, sincere and, we hope, genuinely sensitive manner.
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