What and If will do the worrying, so you can have the fun! Our newest range launches with 12 colourful, intelligent and funny activity cards for children.
Wordies
48 humour cards (8in x 5in) for birthdays and occasions - created for shops displaying cards in traditional tiered racks.
Splimple Christmas
two satirical, grumpy, condescending and unconventional ranges
Splimple Original
Over 60 pleasantly caustic cards for birthdays and occasions; square-ish format - created for shops displaying cards full-face on spinners or acrylic panels
Splimple Mugs two elegant and imaginative ranges of fine china mugs
Harry ‘no thumbs’ Clagg
Wise, poignant and slightly bonkers cards for birthdays, friendship and occasions, featuring more doggerel than you can poke a stick at.
Cryptic Coasters
Uniquely-shaped double-sized melamine coasters … perfect for greedy people who like two drinks at once (and ideal as eye masks for anyone with a really flat face).
There’s nothing very sentimental about Splimple greetings cards. But on the other hand you won’t find any gratuitous expletives either. And you absolutely, definitely will never find anything remotely puerile. Nor any glitter, flitter, badges or strange noises … all we promise is well written, witty and interestingly illustrated greetings cards that are neither predictable nor clichéd.
So, what else characterises a Splimple greetings card?
Well, they’re very British. We Brits feel far safer giving compliments with a bit of accompanying abuse (get well if you must … congratulations through gritted teeth etc) – so there’s lots of back-handed humour in our card ranges. There’s also satire, occasional cynicism, liberal doses of sarcasm and plenty of grumpiness.
Oh - and in our new Harry ’no thumbs’ Clagg range, you’ll find the freshest, most innovative (and we think, the funniest) range of cards to hit the High Streets this year.
You can view and order all of our card ranges on this site. Just click on one of the six ranges above to view all our products.
