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Alison's Animals:
Well over 100 designs featuring the wonderful wit and insightful observations of Alison Lingley. Not just for animal lovers.

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Alisons Animals pdf flyer Critters:
So cute, yet so positive … Critters is a card range to bring out the best in everyone – guaranteed to make you feel really happy!

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Wordies:
Who says wordy humour doesn't sell? Britain's wordiest humour range is now in its sixth year – and it's as witty and sarcastic as ever!

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alison Cheap and Miserable:
Celebrate the worst quadruple-dip recession since 1482 with our cheerfully depressing range. Fun for all the family!

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StripShow:
The surreal, silly and original wit of cartoonist Michiko has a loyal Daily Mail following and is now available as greetings cards.

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alison Blurtings:
Combining inventive humour with comtemporary typography to create an eye-catching and audacious range of cards.
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ishey:
Wittyish, originalish, cleverish and eye-catchingish – this is the card range that kick-started our diverse range of ishey products.

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alison Ceramics:
Created by Splimple and brought to life for us by Jersey Pottery – high quality and original gift ranges with very Splimply themes.
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Heartstrings:
Soppy, but never (ugh) sloppy, Heartstrings express love with words that real people use … no over-sentimental card-speak here.
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alison Melamine:
Our coasters and mats complement our cards and mugs. They are all made in the UK and have strong point of sale impact.
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Clear as Mud:
Plain English Campaign is supporting Splimple's mission to eliminate clichéd claptrap in the nation's greetings cards!
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Christmas:
We have a small but appealing Christmas card selection extending from our Alison's Animals and ishey ranges.
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Splimple -serious about humour

For ten years Splimple has been publishing some of Britain's most original and imaginative humour – with our greetings cards being recognised in major awards such as Gift of the Year and The Henries. As you'll see here, whilst cards are what we're widely known for, we apply our creativity to ceramics, melamine and other products too:







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