Splimple's unashamedly wordy greetings cards and other intrigues are available in scores of shops around the UK - but if you can't find a local stockist, you can now buy direct from us. Just click on the icons below to view our cards - then download your order form by clicking on the bar above.

Found the Words

This is Splimple’s first non-humour range – a beautifully photographed and embossed range for sympathy and thinking of you, with straightforward words that tend to celebrate life rather than grieving death.

Clear as Mud

Having been fighting gobbledygook in public communication for 30 years, Plain English Campaign is now supporting Splimple’s mission to eliminate clichéd claptrap in the nation’s greetings cards – by endorsing our new Clear as Mud range.

Wordies

Over 80 funny (and unashamedly wordy) cards for birthdays and occasions.

Heartstrings

Soppy - but never (ugh) sloppy ... versatile cards for love, anniversary and valentines with no bilious-attack-inducing sentiments - just lovely words that everyone can relate to.

Splimple Christmas
two satirical, grumpy, condescending and unconventional ranges

Splimple Original
65 pleasantly caustic cards for birthdays and occasions

NEW- Cryptic Coastersl
A distinctive gift to accompany one of our cards