What and If will do the worrying, so you can have the fun! Our newest range launches with 12 colourful, intelligent and funny activity cards for children.
Wordies
48 larger format cards for birthdays and occasions
Splimple Original
65 pleasantly caustic cards for birthdays and occasions
Harry ‘no thumbs’ Clagg
Wise, poignant and slightly bonkers cards for birthdays, friendship and occasions, featuring more doggerel than you can poke a stick at.
Splimple Christmas
two satirical, grumpy, condescending and unconventional ranges
NEW- Cryptic Coastersl
A distinctive gift to accompany one of our cards
"I adore lace-edged antimacassars. And I never miss an episode of Heartbeat. I think that greetings cards should be soppy, crude or banal (preferably all three) and I won't have a bad word said about Christmas. May I have another cucumber sandwich please?"
Adolf Hitler,1938
It's true, not everyone likes to Splimple (or indeed to be Splimpled), but many who have tried it seem to come back for more. Maybe Splimpling is addictive. Maybe Splimples should be sold on a prescription basis. Maybe the West Midlands Serious Splimples Squad will shut this website down before you've managed to make your purchase.
So best act fast ... although if you miss out, you'll find Splimples in hundreds of really good card and gift shops around the UK.
