I'm still effortlessly cool, still a fashion icon, still have a body to die for, still into hip hop, ska and rap, still drinking in the right places until 3am - and still an irresistible love machine. I guess some of us have it - and some of us just don't.
Inside:
Listen: you're wrecked, middle-aged, bored and prone to unpredictable mood swings - and you know it.
