... if this mug is edible. No really - I bet it is. You’d need strong teeth of course, but surely if you were to bite off a small piece, then chew it - and chew it - and chew it and chew it, you would end up with tiny grains that are safe to swallow. I’m right aren’t I? Say you just ate a square centimetre a day from January 1st, you’d have the whole mug finished by July 17th, even allowing for the handle. That’s what I shall do next New Year’s Eve ... bet some gullible inebriated relative that I can eat this mug (carefully avoiding any time limitations to the wager). I shall win £1000, with which I shall at last purchase the stuffed aardvark that I’ve had my eye on for a while. Oh well, another drink over and another problem resolved.
