80(ish) I’m spoilt, so I am

Free bus pass, free TV licence, free eye tests,
free flu jabs and a winter fuel allowance.
I even got some kind soul to make this
drink for me. And still I find things to
grumble about. Quite right too.

We know, we know ...
the buses never run on time,
the TV’s not worth watching,
the house is freezing, you’ve got
a permanent cold, you can’t find
your specs ... and this drink
would have been so much nicer
if you’d made it yourself.